Friday, October 18, 2013

Post-redskins fight song

Here's the first stanza of the revised Washington football song in light of the liberals latest white-guilt cause du jour
Hail to the Rollovers
- because that's what they'd be
Hail compromise
- because today's man disdains victory
Metrosexuals on the runway
- because you can' have "Braves" and
  You certainly can't be on a warpath
Compromise for old DC!
- because we certainly shouldn't fight

There you have it. As the sideshow over "Redskins" gets more and more silly, we'll add more stanzas. 

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