Post-redskins fight song

Here's the first stanza of the revised Washington football song in light of the liberals latest white-guilt cause du jour

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Hail to the Rollovers

- because that's what they'd be

Hail compromise

- because today's man disdains victory

Metrosexuals on the runway

- because you can' have "Braves" and

  You certainly can't be on a warpath

Compromise for old DC!

- because we certainly shouldn't fight

There you have it. As the sideshow over "Redskins" gets more and more silly, we'll add more stanzas.